The pilot IS not the REAL one!!

I have found PROOF that the WHOLE plane crash was A setup!! The pilot WASN't THE REAL pilot!! The REAL one was CRUSHED to death by a SHOPPING cart!! He was THE one who FELL out the DOOR when it was OPENED!! The FAKE one let himself GET eaten as A DIVERSION!! He was WEARING a bug so THAT the OTHERS could know about THE plane CRASH!!